"And the Secret Handshake?"

"Off the record, I want it on the record that I categorically deny the existence of off-the-record meetings, such as this one. The end of that sentence is also off the record. That's not a double negative. So, off the record, we are never not off the record if the meeting itself is not actually on the record. Got it?"

I wonder if he passed out secret decoder rings too.

The story of the super secret invisible meeting between the President of the United States of America and select members of the Press.