Just Don't Chop Down Any Conifers While Yer Here....
Border Agent: Sir, do you have anything of value to declare?
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: Do you have any luggage with you today?
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: Is that blood there, on your hands? And shirt?
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: And this isn't blood, on this chain saw?
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: Sir, is there any blood on this sword...
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: ... this hatchet ...
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: ... the brass knuckles ...
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: ... this bent kitchen knife?
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: I'd like to welcome you to the great state of Maine. Do you know
what our state motto is?
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: It's "Dirigo"! Know what that means?
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: Neither do we! We really don't know much of anything!
Border Agent: Hey now, Have a good day. Be safe.
Typical day at the U.S. / Canada border.
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: Do you have any luggage with you today?
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: Is that blood there, on your hands? And shirt?
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: And this isn't blood, on this chain saw?
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: Sir, is there any blood on this sword...
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: ... this hatchet ...
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: ... the brass knuckles ...
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: ... this bent kitchen knife?
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: I'd like to welcome you to the great state of Maine. Do you know
what our state motto is?
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: It's "Dirigo"! Know what that means?
Crazy Guy: No.
Border Agent: Neither do we! We really don't know much of anything!
Border Agent: Hey now, Have a good day. Be safe.
Typical day at the U.S. / Canada border.
posted by Don Sheffler @ 8:41 PM
2 comments
2 Comments:
What a total disgrace that we don't have any laws about people trying to cross into this country with WEAPONS, whether they're citizens or not.
In addition to never enforcing the laws we do have.
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